tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
marfmellow: blackblackwitanashydick reblogged your post: If I ask you to smile Im only encouraging you to be happy ok but op just said encouraging because most people would like to see others happy Op isnt forcing you to do anything,… again, asking me to smile is asking me to do something with my body that I did not choose to do. that I am not already doing and you asking is a problem...
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drarna: those booty shorts really bring out your personality
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
supjerbear: Do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then, but you can’t place the memory because it only lasts for a split second
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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