May 2013
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
marfmellow:
blackblackwitanashydick reblogged your post: If I ask you to smile Im only encouraging you to be happy
ok but op just said encouraging because most people would like to see others happy Op isnt forcing you to do anything,…
again, asking me to smile is asking me to do something with my body that I did not choose to do.
that I am not already doing
and you asking is a problem...
Well I got an hour before I have to get ready for...
drarna:
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
supjerbear:
Do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then, but you can’t place the memory because it only lasts for a split second
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N (via beatboxgoesthump)
teenage-beautyy:
Holy fucking moly anon your dick is huge thanks for sharing wowza haha
Same
shutupaubrey:
if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round
